September 30, 2011

The boss and the Queen Bee




We've made some very important developments in the past day, and as were holed up on the outskirts of Chicago we thought we'd share them with you. First, and most importantly, Bruce Springsteen is the patron saint of the car. He has a song for every incident, a sound for ever mood. Really Bruce? Of course you have a whole album called Nebraska that we discover as we are about to go to Nebraska. Because OF COURSE you do.
Second, we named the car. We tossed out the s-h sound as well as the cars gender. Unfortunately the girls decided with little input from keefe that the car in fact is not the other boy on the trip, but in fact a girl. And what's the girls name?it was almost too obvious when we thought of it, but I suppose thats how naming has to go. We have been inspired by the current trip anthem, Queen Bee by Taj Mahal.

http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=LjpIijRirUs

So There it is. Were cruising in the Queen Bee. Keefe probably prefers something more manly, perhaps black lightning, but Queen Bee works well enough. Okay, that was fun, were going to go drink in Chicago now, more on that later. As a token of our friendship please accept a photo of Molly and Katharine eating barbecue in Ohio.




Location:Chicago, Illinois

September 29, 2011

Swimming in Erie, shredding in Kettering




We awoke late on the morning of the 28th cozily swaddled in our sleeping bags at east harbor state park, on the shores of Lake Erie. The sky was partially cloudy, there was a pleasant breeze in the air, and besides an RV city that I had a feeling had been the since last fall, we were the only campers in the entire joint. You could almost call it idyllic...if it weren't for the bugs. Holy sweet mother of pearl, the bugs. Clouds of mosquitos filled the air, making breakfast feel like Chinese torture. It seems that mosquitos were migratory animals, and lake Erie was where they head for the winter. It was like being in the depths of Amazon. It felt like being in the depths of whatever bug infested tropical rainforest they have on planet bullshit. There were so many i was worried they were gonna band together, lift me off the ground take me to the hive. If you haven't guessed by now, we were wildly unprepared, and subsequently wildly itchy.
Nonetheless, we managed to soldier through it, and make the mile trek from the campground to the lake shoreline, a beautiful sandy beach nestled on the edge of surprisingly crystal blue waters of the great lake Erie. If it weren't for the strange Dr. Seuss trees of Ohio, it would look tropical. Again, this late in the season, we found ourselves completely alone.


Seriously, what is that BESIDES a Dr. Seuss tree?

The girls went for a swim in the great lake, however I actually like to enjoy myself when traveling so I opted out of a dip in the frigid cold waters. Not surprisingly, as soon as we reached the beach, the sky opened up and the day turned blazing hot, leaving me sweating like a stuck pig in jeans and a flannel while the girls frolicked in the (very small) waves. Briefly, we contested the idea of running to the store and grabbing some margarita mix, and really making the most of the tropical optical illusion.




greetings from acapulcohio!

We quickly opted against this idea. The road was calling! Besides if we didn't get out of there soon the ranger might realize we were camping there and actually make us pay money, and we hate paying money.
So away we went, pulling once again into traffic, and driving on, not west toward the glittering jewel of Chicago, not north to the beautiful ruins of Detroit, but south, to Kettering, Ohio.
In every way, Kettering, Ohio is an unspectacular place. Charming, sure, but unspectacular. I am sorry to everyone who loves Kettering, Ohio, but it's true. At least it's true to 99% of the population. Kettering is maybe a spectacular place for University of Miami Ohio students to buy weed, and undoubtedly a spectacular place for skateboarders.
A couple of years ago, Rob Dyrdek, a very famous and very rich skateboarder teamed up with the city hall to build a skatepark for his hometown of Kettering. With the city's trust in their clean cut Ohio boy, and Dyrdek's knowledge and passion for skateboarding, something incredible emerged: a skatepark built by a town that is actually fun to skate. And not just fun, the most incredible, shredtastic park in the Midwest. The Rob Dyrdek DC Shoe skate plaza is a 40,000 sq ft cathedral of skateboarding. It replicates famous skate spots from all over the world. Pier 9 in San Francisco, the ARCO building handrails in LA, the Barcelona gap in Spain. Skate spots that normal skateboarders could never dream of riding, and due to skateboarding's poor image, have been remodeled so that no one will ever be able to ride them again.





The Sistine Chapel has nothing on this image.


So there is the truth. I am a skateboarder. I'm ousted. I have ridden since I was a mere twelve years old, and I still love it. The girls, however, are not. Nonetheless, they drove the four hours with me down to middle of nowhere Ohio so that I could pay my homage to the great skate gods, and sat by the water fountain like a trio of soccer moms while I got my fill and giggled like a school girl. They are the greatest travel companions ever.









They can sing along to Taylor Swift for the rest of the trip for this.


- O'K

Location:Lakeside, Ohio, Kettering, Ohio

September 28, 2011

Pittsburgh is the shit...burgh




After the early wake and natural stimulant that was getting caught in a lighting storm, we were all jolted into pressing onward west, although where we weren't quite sure. During a breakfast of gas station sandwiches and coffee, we had a quick meeting in the parking lot as our trusty steed was filled with more gas. After some strategizing, it was decided that Pittsburgh would be the next destination of our trip. It lay two hours away, a gateway into Ohio on the edge of the great state of Pennsylvania, and Katherine needed to get her iPad fixed anyway, so it seemed to be an understandable next step.
Nonetheless, I was skeptical. Pittsburgh? The decaying steel city? A symbol of the decline of US industry and home of the steelers, a team I have been trained to despise as a Patriots fan my whole life? What could possibly be worth seeing there?
Surprisingly, quite a bit. After winding our way through the hills of Pennsylvania on fog covered roads, we finally descended down to urban center. Immediately we were all taken aback. Pittsburgh... was nice... In fact, it was gorgeous. I imagine it to be the exact opposite sensation that was felt by poor suckers who sailed to greenland just to find a frozen barren tundra. Upscale shops lined clean streets filled with friendly people, who at one point banded together to helpfully remind us that we had pulled into traffic with our faithful Thule completely open.



and they had an apple store!

After a quick and easy fix at the apple store, we drove further into the heart of the city, to an area called the strip district. Not Pittsburgh's strip club center as one of our members immediately assumed, and another hoped, but home of the old markets, where fish and produce were traded daily. A bit like dumbo in brooklyn today, the strip, as it's known, was filled with aging brick warehouses, that were being reused for a stunning array of shops restaurants and cultural centers. On the main strip, one side of the street was lined with the loading docks of bygone markets, while on the other side were delis, contemporary dance studios and homemade clothing stores. In addition, the strip is home to a Pitttsburg institution, known far and wide as the "almost famous" Pramantie Brothers sandwich shop.
For a place that calls themselves almost famous, the reverence they attract from all over seems a whole lot like straight up fame to me. They're regularly featured on the myriad of food shows on the travel channel and the guidebooks write about the place wistfully as if it was a long lost lover. Weeks before I left an old friend told me it was worth the stop in the city alone. At a MacDonald's far from the city, Molly was urged to stop in as well by some friendly truck drivers. It's as if that little shop on eighteenth was inexplicably luring us towards it.
We found it tucked into a side street off the main strip and entered. It was charming and comfortable, and filled with Pittsburgh sports memorabilia as well as a giant mural of the city's sports greats complete with the signatures of those who had dined in the shadow of their likeness. I saw Bill Cowher's signature. He has nice handwriting, I thought. Oh shit, this city was growing on me.
As expected, the Pittsburger, a Philly cheese steak loaded with god only knows what and fries, was life changingly delicious. I have a habit of buying teeshirts from establishments whose food is off the charts. If I had the cash, I would have bought two shirts from pramanties. It was that good.


Very.



Happy.



Campers.

We met with our friend Jonny Lev, a Pittsburgh native and college chum who filled us in on the various facets of Pitt culture. He asserted what we had seen already, that Pittsburgh is a young town. Filled with college kids from several schools across the city, Pittsburgh had a vibrant nightlife and cheap rent, the perfect storm for eighteen to twenty five year olds. And yes, out of college he was employed, and he was not living with his parents.
Also, Jonny reasserted the centrality of sports for the city. Penguins and Steelers memorabilia was on every street corner, while the Pittsburgh Pirates, the long troubled baseball franchise, was seen as a redheaded step child, poking out every now and again from windowsills.
After lunch we drove through the downtown on our way out of the city. We had heard through various guidebooks that Pittsburgh had an almost European feel. This seemed like hyperbole courtesy of a check from the Pittsburgh tourism department, but again, we stood corrected. The Financial District featured towering buildings of stone and marble, along brick paved streets and among beautiful sculptures. As we turned onto a narrow street lined with a church on one side and a stone archway over the road, we finally conceded that it did indeed feel like we were in some wacky alternate Euro-American reality.
Before we left Jonny, we asked if he had had any other old friends as visitors before us. He laughed.
"I go to New York to see friends, nobody comes to Pittsburgh."
Perhaps we will be the start of a change we offered, perhaps people will realize the vibrancy, the energy of the city we had witnessed that day.
He nodded stoically. "Tell everyone what you saw here today."
We will jonny. We will.

-O'K

Location:Pittsburgh, PA

September 27, 2011

Camp!

We camped outside of Gettysburg last night,

It looked like this:












This morning looked like this:





So we hightailed it outta there and now it looks like this:







lightning photo cred: google images

Location:KOA Kampsite, PA

The Union Won!

We headed west to... Gettysburg!











One half of the four of us took on the eager parental role, jumping out of the car at the sighting of every plaque, monument, fence, field, tall blade of grass, etc. The other half took on the role of bored chilluns' looking at rocks and statues with grossly deformed feet. We're not naming names here though.










This is how the Union won. Go union.











Then we took part in a civil war re-enactment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just kidding.


We did see lotsa this stuff though,











"there were 51,000 casualties at the battle of Gettysburg" -a ghost we met.


Keefe and Lil made some real connections with the locals






This ole guys been doing just great, any name ideas? Keefe's leaning toward something starting with Sh. Sheila? Sherry? Shenequa?





A panoramic photo Molly took on her iPhone.....woooie wowie!











Gettysburg RULEZ!!! I recommend going if you're ever on a GART (great American road trip) and have nowhere else to stop.


Location:Gettysburg, PA

September 26, 2011

The first of many

Welcome dear friends, family, followers* and lovahs

Let us begin by saying starting off is the hardest part...

September 20th, Thule on





September 21st....OOOOPS




Here's what happened in between.

We had one more task before packing the car to the gills with our supplies for the next however many months we decide to be gone.The inside was spotless and it only seemed right to give the car the spit shine it needed before making the trek across the US of A. In a rush to finish this last task I decided to go through the automatic car wash (here's where you can start shaking your heads) Twas a classic mixup indeed! I'll never know if I was warned NOT to go through the automatic car wash or if I was assured it was okay. Either way about two minutes in, the roll brush that washes the hood, windshield and top of the car was making it's way over the windshield and as it rolled up on out of view tragedy struck. A demonic crunching and snapping sound began and we knew it was bad.

Real bad.

REALLY bad when we looked out the rearview window and the Thule was teetering off the back of the car.

In a normal fashion I jumped out of the car and responsibly assed the situation and didn't panic at all.

Just kidding.

I freaked out and called my Dad and other than those details I don't care to elaborate on the rest of my reaction. Lets just say my brother, who was with me at the time, saved the day.

What happened was the roll brush got caught between the roof of the car and the Thule, ripping off the front cross bar and snapping off the attachment pieces on the back of the Thule. Like I said before...OOOOOPS.

This was on Thursday and our plan was to start our trip Friday morning stopping in the most fitting location to start a road trip across the country (the big apple).




Needless to say we had to make some minor changes considering our main storage space was no longer attached to the car. This cog in the wheel proved to be no cog in the wheel for us travelers. Luke said it best, "this is going to be the first of many" so we took that advice, made some minor changes in our plans and took the train into the city. We enjoyed 2 days chock full of Phil Cohen.












McSorley's

Came home to the NWC of Connecticut and headed out Monday am after the last of a hilariously long string of going away meals hosted by our parents.












The crew... too early







our main man





Ciao for now


* we currently have 2 followers and they are members of the GART so get on it peeps... Thanks!!



P.S. Props to KEH's pops for getting the Thule back in action.

Location:Canaan, CT (starting location)

September 12, 2011